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   18/01/2008, 7:54 PM
norfolkchance1 is not online. Last active: 06/10/2008 17:21:59 norfolkchance1

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Lee Croft Chant

I don't ever remember singing a song about Lee Croft, considering he's been playing really well recently I've come up with this:

He's Quick, He's Small

Now he's got a final ball

Lee Croft, Lee Croft

 

Not convinced about middle line, but it could be sung when he puts a decent ball in, in a sort of ironic way because before there never used to be any end product.


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   18/01/2008, 8:24 PM
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Re: Lee Croft Chant
I think who ate all the pies might be more relevant to Lee Croft
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   18/01/2008, 11:01 PM
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Re: Lee Croft Chant
And i think * off, who asked you might be more relevant to you.

We are not interested in you, your "sleeping giant - aka haven't won anything for years" club, that thick geordie legend Shearer, the second coming of Messiah "i dont do defence" keegan, the fact bookies are offering long odds on you scoring more than you concede before the end of the season, your AWFUL support, your fans' perception newcastle have always played "attractive football", the fact that in newcastle if you own a coat you are considered a "poofter" or that angel of the north monstrosity.

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   19/01/2008, 12:29 AM
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Re: Lee Croft Chant
or the fact you wont give us ameobi...

Come On Noz!!!!
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   19/01/2008, 12:09 PM
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Re: Lee Croft Chant

he's quick, he's small

er no, he is big he's round, he ways 500 pounds more like

the day he has a final ball will be the day derby stay up in the premier league


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   20/01/2008, 5:11 PM
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Re: Lee Croft Chant

Be careful with whose name you want to chant.  While I quite like Lee Croft, it seems many "fans" think having a baby face means his entire body is blubber, and as such, I expect one of them to rhyme Croft with soft.  Hardly accurate, but not beyond the relam of possibility.  

 

 

He's short

He's soft                                                                                                                                            

He runs around like he's lost

Lee Croft, Lee Croft

 

Such a chant would be unfair for such a hard charging player like Croft.  I'm just saying, that's all.


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   20/01/2008, 5:27 PM
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Re: Lee Croft Chant
Crofts looking alot better, and all this about his weight is ridiculous, it's simply his face which gives that perception. Anyway, he seemed to have enough pace against leicester. That's right, he got Man of the match didn't he?

Turns out blubber-boy was our best player. Idiots.


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   20/01/2008, 5:52 PM
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Re: Lee Croft Chant
The next time we play Man City, which might be a while, I fully intend to sing (to the tune of the old Cadbury's Roses advert)

"Thank you very much for selling Crofty,
Thank you very much, thank you very very very much..."

And if we ever play Preston, I fully intend to sing something similar such as

"Thank you very much for buying Browny..."


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   20/01/2008, 7:49 PM
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Re: Lee Croft Chant

even though it took him 2 games to score at preston and 19 here, he was better than strihavka and martin and jarvis, and in fact not much worse than cureton.

And by the way i think you meant to say IF we ever play man city


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   20/01/2008, 8:30 PM
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Re: Lee Croft Chant

Another idea I had was chanting something to the tune of Frosty the Snowman.


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   21/01/2008, 2:55 PM
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Confused [*-)] Re: Lee Croft Chant

BRILLIANT!  Crofty the "go" man, since he charges around the pitch harder than anyone.  Thumpety thump thump, thumpety thump thump, look at Crofty go.  Ha, I loved it!

 

Can anyone tell me how a chant actually gets done the first time?  My boys keep asking me, and I have no idea. Does someone hand out lyrics, does the fan organization somehow do it, or do a few guys just start and then others around join in the next time?


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   21/01/2008, 4:49 PM
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Re: Lee Croft Chant
 Houston Canary wrote:

BRILLIANT!  Crofty the "go" man, since he charges around the pitch harder than anyone.  Thumpety thump thump, thumpety thump thump, look at Crofty go.  Ha, I loved it!

 

Can anyone tell me how a chant actually gets done the first time?  My boys keep asking me, and I have no idea. Does someone hand out lyrics, does the fan organization somehow do it, or do a few guys just start and then others around join in the next time?

 

a group starts it and then more and more people catch on.

allthough these days it seems to be the same old chants...


Come On Noz!!!!
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   29/01/2008, 9:30 PM
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Re: Lee Croft Chant
 Adam_Newcastle91 wrote:
I think who ate all the pies might be more relevant to Lee Croft


Crofty claimed an assist today, more than any of your lot combined....

We love you Arsenal, we do.....

By the way - How many goals have you scored after the messiah of attacking football's return...?

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   30/01/2008, 4:38 PM
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Re: Lee Croft Chant

 kick it off wrote:
 Adam_Newcastle91 wrote:
I think who ate all the pies might be more relevant to Lee Croft


Crofty claimed an assist today, more than any of your lot combined....

er, yes but they were against Arsenal, and you were against Southampton, bit of a difference


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   30/01/2008, 9:25 PM
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Re: Lee Croft Chant
 sam wrote:

 kick it off wrote:
 Adam_Newcastle91 wrote:
I think who ate all the pies might be more relevant to Lee Croft


Crofty claimed an assist today, more than any of your lot combined....

er, yes but they were against Arsenal, and you were against Southampton, bit of a difference



er, yes but why the hell are you even here?

Your avatar is obviously justified, how very apt and mature....What a knob Wise is for taking you on a 10(?) game winning streak and wouldve had you 12points clear had it not been for your complacent cheating last season...You do remember, dont you? It was when you did an Ipswich and ripped off all the loyal local businesses that had invested in you....

And they have now failed to score in over four hundred minutes of football....Hardly the "return to attacking glory" they would've had you believe when "King Kev" was re-appointed is it.

We love you Dennis Wise, and if it's quite alright....


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