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Cash Machine - Hard-fi

PBTC 13/11/2007, 6:08 PM
Go to a Prem League club
I got them on the phone
"I might only be a sub
But I don't wanna come on loan"
No, no this can't be right
His fee's five times too high
I guess that happens when
Our TV money's been budgeted for...
Right...
No...

25k through the gates each matchday
And the game's a joke
We're always prudent, never pay out
...Now help! We're broke
I wonder if we'll ever win
A game down in League One
Better believe it
In need of a foreign cash machine!
Cash machine...
Cash machine...

(P.S. "25k" must be said/sung very quickly) Smile [:)]

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Graham Humphrey 15/11/2007, 8:43 PM
Awesome.

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PBTC 16/11/2007, 9:16 AM
Thank you sir. Smile [:)]

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Lappin = Ronaldinho 18/11/2007, 12:26 PM
very good!!!!

That plan's so good its retarded :L

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Ginger Pele 19/11/2007, 7:51 AM
yeha a very goog one, but i think it couldnt be sung at a game unfortunatley :(

NCFC
we will win the league one day, just not today

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PBTC 03/12/2007, 9:00 PM
Another one, to the tune of "Suburban Knights"....

Carrow Road games
Used to be sh*te
People got angry
We booed our boos, we all booed

Watching John Hartson it was, bloody muuuuuurdeer
But then the board went out and, got in our man Glenn Roeder
Uh hah
It's the first thing they done right....

Eeeeeeeeeh
Watch the ones that you'd forgotten
Ooooooooh
Win again by 2 clear goals
Aaaaaaaaah
Storming out of the bottom 3
Eeeeeeeeeh
Yeah yeah, we'll rock the Championship

Or an alternative final line...

Baa Baa, I'm a sheep and proud!

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Graham Humphrey 09/12/2007, 5:18 PM
That is probably even better than the other one.

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city boy 4 life 11/01/2008, 4:33 PM
like em both :)

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sam 12/01/2008, 6:37 PM

both rubbish, go and do something constructive with ur time please binner

LEEDS ARE GOING UP
BECKFORD IS A LEGEND

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PBTC 12/01/2008, 9:57 PM
Rather spend my time writing songs than obsessing over the Soccer AM "Lift Fun" music.

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sam 13/01/2008, 11:36 AM

what are you talking about, i don't even know what it is called so you are very wrong thier, that means you will have to put up with more tedious jokes on monday, if you would rather spend your tim writing songs then why don't you apply to go on the x factor???

get yourself a record deal???

LEEDS ARE GOING UP
BECKFORD IS A LEGEND