An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman (there's a good start for you) are talking about families.
The Englishman says "My son was born on Saint George's Day, so I called him George"
The Scotsman pipes up "Och, what a coincidence, my son was born on Saint Andrew's day so I called him Andrew"
The Irishman says "I don't believe this, wait till I get home and tell our Pancake."
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