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21/07/2008, 11:49 PM Canaries in Bed Joined on 02/02/2004 Bedfordshire Posts 1,845 Soccer Saturday drinking game. Saw this and will def be doing this on a spare Saturday. Anybody else tried it. http://soccersaturdaydrinkinggame.weebly.com/index.html Few years a go a bunch of students needed something to pass a Saturday afternoon, an inspired decision to combine two popular past times - Beer and Football, lead to the birth of one of the countries most admired and enjoyed drinking games.....The Soccer Saturday Drinking game.  Now its your chance to share your stories, or learn the game! Every time a goal is scored = 1 shot of beer Every sending off = 1 shot of spirit When Chris Kamara is talking = You must be drinking Whenever Chris Kamara says 'it's unbelievable Jeff' = All drinks must be downed Whenever Paul Merson uses stupid rhyming slang = 1 shot of spirit Whenever Swindon Town appear on the Vidi Printer: Last person to shout 'Mackerel' = 1 shot of spirit Whenever Dundee appear on the Vidi Printer: Last person to shout 'Football' = 1 shot of spirit Every time Phil Thomson says 'Stevie Gerrard' = 3 shots of Beer Every time Jeff makes 'A Trialist' joke = 3 shots of Beer Every time your team scores = 2 extra shots of Beer Every time Matty Taylor and 'Goal of the Season' are mentioned in the same sentence = 1 shot of Spirit Any hint of racism(social or otherwise) from any of the pundits = Quad Bombs! (4 shots of spirit and Red Bull) Every time Hartlepool Score = 3 shots of Beer Every time a pundit shouts off camera = 2 shots of Beer Every time Le Tiss is mentioned in connection with a Takeaway = 1 shot of spirit HALF TIME-NO ALCOHOL ALLOWED 2nd Half - Only team nicknames allowed - Failure = 3 shots of beer Every time Jeff mentions 'dancing in the streets of TNS' = 1 shot of spirit Every time Keith is referred to as being just one person = 1 shot of spirit Every time Brighton & Hove Albion or Dagenham & Redbridge are referred to as two different teams playing the same oppo = 1 shot of spirit Every time Kevin Webster scores and Jeff says 'Oh, Sally will be pleased' = 1 shot of spirit Every time anything bad happens to Bellamy(injured, OG, booked, arrested for assault etc) = 2 celebratory shots of spirit Whenever Northampton Town appear on the Vidi Printer - Last person to shout 'Cobblers' = Shot of Spirit If a player scores who used to play for your club = 3 fingers of beer A toilet break at anytime other than half time will incur double penalties on all activity in their absence All spillage incurs a 3 beer shot penalty   I don't know how much longer I can continue the delusional long term optimism.    Report

22/07/2008, 12:09 AM Thirst Wizard Joined on 05/01/2004 Under the Misty Mountains Posts 589 Re: Soccer Saturday drinking game.  Canaries in Bed wrote: Saw this and will def be doing this on a spare Saturday. Anybody else tried it. http://soccersaturdaydrinkinggame.weebly.com/index.html Few years a go a bunch of students needed something to pass a Saturday afternoon, an inspired decision to combine two popular past times - Beer and Football, lead to the birth of one of the countries most admired and enjoyed drinking games.....The Soccer Saturday Drinking game.  Now its your chance to share your stories, or learn the game! Every time a goal is scored = 1 shot of beer Every sending off = 1 shot of spirit When Chris Kamara is talking = You must be drinking Whenever Chris Kamara says 'it's unbelievable Jeff' = All drinks must be downed Whenever Paul Merson uses stupid rhyming slang = 1 shot of spirit Whenever Swindon Town appear on the Vidi Printer: Last person to shout 'Mackerel' = 1 shot of spirit Whenever Dundee appear on the Vidi Printer: Last person to shout 'Football' = 1 shot of spirit Every time Phil Thomson says 'Stevie Gerrard' = 3 shots of Beer Every time Jeff makes 'A Trialist' joke = 3 shots of Beer Every time your team scores = 2 extra shots of Beer Every time Matty Taylor and 'Goal of the Season' are mentioned in the same sentence = 1 shot of Spirit Any hint of racism(social or otherwise) from any of the pundits = Quad Bombs! (4 shots of spirit and Red Bull) Every time Hartlepool Score = 3 shots of Beer Every time a pundit shouts off camera = 2 shots of Beer Every time Le Tiss is mentioned in connection with a Takeaway = 1 shot of spirit HALF TIME-NO ALCOHOL ALLOWED 2nd Half - Only team nicknames allowed - Failure = 3 shots of beer Every time Jeff mentions 'dancing in the streets of TNS' = 1 shot of spirit Every time Keith is referred to as being just one person = 1 shot of spirit Every time Brighton & Hove Albion or Dagenham & Redbridge are referred to as two different teams playing the same oppo = 1 shot of spirit Every time Kevin Webster scores and Jeff says 'Oh, Sally will be pleased' = 1 shot of spirit Every time anything bad happens to Bellamy(injured, OG, booked, arrested for assault etc) = 2 celebratory shots of spirit Whenever Northampton Town appear on the Vidi Printer - Last person to shout 'Cobblers' = Shot of Spirit If a player scores who used to play for your club = 3 fingers of beer A toilet break at anytime other than half time will incur double penalties on all activity in their absence All spillage incurs a 3 beer shot penalty   Don't you adour British Culture these days    Report

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