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He signed up to the pink un forum
November two thousand and five
Amassed beyond 2000 posts
Upon each of which we thrive
Most of the pink un posters
Never met him in the flesh
His name was Arrdee
And he told the funniest stories in the west
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He was easy to identify
His catchphrase brought us joy
Each story started with the line
"Now then you lovely old boy…."
His avatar in black and white
Of a young man dressed up smart
In a suit and tie and smiling brightly
With his massive golden heart
His name was Arrdee (Arrdeeeeee)
And he told the funniest stories in the west
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No sooner had he joined the forum
Fellow posters encouraged him
To join the Norwich City board
A band of persons dim
The posters began to make placards
Which proudly read "Vote Jim"
But Arrdee quickly corrected them
"I’m Ray, not Jim or Tim"
His name was Arrdee (Arrdeeeeee)
And he told the funniest stories in the west
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"Now tell us about his funny stories"
I hear your sound retorts
So I’ll tell you the classic Arrdee tale
About Bunny Larkins shorts
Now Bunny’s shorts were proper torn
And whilst changing them, swore aloud
Poor Bunny fell and exposed himself
To the amusement of the crowd
When Arrdee tried to meet his hero
At the end of this football match
A woman tried to speak to Bunny
His attention she did catch
"You could’ve saved my blushes"
The woman said about the farce
But Bunny Larkins sharply replied
"Haven’t you seen good balls and a*se"
His name was Arrdee (Arrdeeeeee)
And he told the funniest stories in the west
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The great man would remain upbeat
Despite more Norwich Dross
The nancy negatives moaned and moaned
Arrdee could not give a toss
He’d tell them all to keep the faith
His spirits never dampened
"We’ll get 3 points this Saturday"
For his efforts that’s what happened
His name was Arrdee (Arrdeeeeee)
And he told the funniest stories in the west
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His posts were always such a joy
As his told his stories proud
About the binners down the road
For which he was renowned
A classic tale on holiday
Where he met two of their kind
One man named bouncer, the other Len
Their contempt did Arrdee find
He tried exchanging a smile with them
But they’d have none of that
For Arrdee was a Norwich fan
And as far apart they sat
The time soon came to leave the place
The coach had just arrived
So bouncer dashed across the foyer
Swiftly boarding the coach to ride
But Arrdee had the final laugh
On this Bulgarian holiday
For it was the wrong coach bouncer boarded
Soon would take him the wrong way
So Arrdee and his wife conferred
"Do you think we should let him know?"
But Arrdee decided otherwise
And let the binner go
His name was Arrdee (Arrdeeeeee)
And he told the funniest stories in the west
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Arrdee still had much to do
He didn’t want to die
Now he’s gone to make his sausages
In his new home in the sky
Where the customers are all angels
And Ipswich fans are banned
Now Arrdees life is full of fun
In green and yellow land
His free bet thread will live forever
Nutty will do his best
To raise a smile and funds for foncy
While Arrdees laid to rest
If Ray was here, forgive me friends
I nearly called him Roy
He’d say without a single pause
"Nutty, you lovely old boy…"
His name is Arrdee (Arrdeeeee)
And he told the funniest stories in the west
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He appears to have had quite alot of plastic surgury done but NOT by a plastic surgeon...
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